Suruk the Slayer has an important message
"Greetings humans! I bring excellent news. Thanks to technology, you can now kindle Space Captain Smith in the privacy of your own home."
"No, Suruk old chap, you're getting it wrong. Allow me to explain this. Space Captain Smith is now available to read on Kindle. Which means that, erm... Well, it enables you to read the book digitally. In a computer format, you might say."
"I am unconvinced. All those ones and zeros will become tiresome on the eye."
"No, it's still in English. It's just that you read the book on the screen."
"Ah, I see. So how do I get on the screen?"
"Right, Suruk, pay attention. You are not on the screen. The words of the story are on the screen. You read them off the screen."
"What? They kept the words? That was my least favourite bit!"