Like most officers in the lemming army, Colonel Mimco Vock is pompous, neurotic, self-obsessed, evil and malodorous. After the hearts of several of his superiors mysteriously fell out, he has risen swiftly though the chain of command, missing no opportunity to order his troops straight into the enemy guns. Intelligence reports suggest that Colonel Vock also enjoys painting self-portraits and looking at pictures of badgers.
Recent events have cast serious doubts over Vock's career prospects. Having dishonoured himself at the battle of the River Tam, it is likely that Vock may be in line for the high jump Ð literally.